Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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