She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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