at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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