I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just found puke in my bra..
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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