this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Of course I have a pirate flag
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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