2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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