So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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