What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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