youre lurking in front of me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
