I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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