see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
that is very illegal...i love you.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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