I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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