Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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