So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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