Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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