He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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