Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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