whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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