4 words: hood of his car
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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