If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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