Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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