You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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