She's JV to your varsity
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
send nudes
from the living room?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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