So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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