Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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