Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so let's talk penis.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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