Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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