Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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