Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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