How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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