do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'm really busy with my period
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