wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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