Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
