Pappa wants mamma naked
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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