imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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