someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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