Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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