People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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