Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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