Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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