Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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