She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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