I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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