quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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