This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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