I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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