So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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