Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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