"it" just moved
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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