Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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